Listen, Internet, we need to talk.
I think you’re great, and I really enjoy our time together, but I think I need a break. You’re suffocating me. Adding Facebook to our relationship really helped us flourish, and Twitter was really exciting, I’ll admit, but when you pulled Google Buzz out last week, well, I only have so much energy to spare.
I know it’s kind of terrible for me to spring this on you today, of all days, but maybe taking a little time apart will help us refocus our priorities and come back to the table ready to start anew… in a few days. For now, though, I’m just going to say ‘no’ to Buzzing with you and you’re just going to have to respect my boundaries.
I hope you understand, and that you don’t think I’ve just been using you for Googling and to kill time when my friends are busy. I really do care about you, and I definitely see us together in the future. For now, though, don’t call me.